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1 definition by melons666

 
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a common condition in middle aged women who just dont no what to do with the pounds they've piled on, so they stuff it into they're trousers and bunk them up with their cunts. Whilst the rest of the world is wondering is it a gut or a cunt?
Fiona has a massive gunt, i was in her english class when her jeans buttons gave way and the dense guntiness that was trapped released itself all over the classroom suffocating the innocent students
by melons666 November 07, 2007