118 definitions by melissa

Puffy

a halfway erect penis... not hard, not soft, just puffy.

she was pretty hot...i got a puffy just looking at her.

by melissa September 23, 2003

tony's ass

to describe anything that is even remotely disgusting

"ew that pile of crap is almost as disgusting as tony's ass"

by melissa April 20, 2005

Dizzam

a synonym of wow, or another way to say oh my gosh!

Dizzam, Jude law is hot!

by melissa November 22, 2004

shooting the shit

To discuss unimportant, random topics in a laid back, comfortable manner. Usually with good friends and dumb topics. (aka shooting the breeze)

We sat around the campfire shooting the shit.

by melissa October 28, 2003

Apology

Jord....if you look up any of the following words ; M-unit, Low-G,Lantz, She-O-dubble-Eena, IDS, Shoe Phone,ect. please do not be appauled.

Melissa- ''Jord I'm sorry please don't flip-izzle.''
Jord-''Melissa i should slit you up...I hope you pass.''
Sheena-''In her sleep?''
Jord-''We can only hope.''

by melissa July 9, 2004

mokitown

A virtual game for kids, excellent game, better than habbo hotel, allows kids to answer trivia questions for "credits" that allow them to buy clothes and accessories such as skateboards, music and mobile phones.

What is the capital of Malaysia?
a) Hong Kong
b) Kualar Lumpar
c) Tokyo
d) Paris

by melissa November 6, 2004

furface

A person with so much hair on their face they are barly recognizable.

"Susie, shave your face for cryin' out loud! You look like a furface!"

by melissa January 20, 2004