Melbs - the nick name given to Oliver Homes from Grove Green, U.K. It all began with OL OF. Which got changed to Olof melberg during a game of footy at the local field after a shandy or two. By the end of the day the lads realized this name was far to long. Giving birth to the new nick name Melbs which seems to have stuck for many a year. It gets tricky for the lad they call "Melbs" now as he currenty resides in Melbourne, Australia. He can found various parts of the city randomly saying such lines as fair dinkum you beauty or bloody oath you ripper.
"Hey who's that guy walking to the pub with a can of beer in his hand?" "oh him?, that's Melbs the old carthorse"