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2 definitions by melanie IS a CRACKER

 
1.
girls who spontaniously recieve everything new and wonderful at the flick of their perfectly manicured finger. Usually associated with jocks and wemo boys. These girls try and fail to be emo and scene and when they are called 'emo' by a passerby who is to them, worth listening to, they say things like 'O.M.G. I am not emo you DECK!' and then they fasten their stupid little plastic bows and adjust their bras (which happen to be pointless since their boobs are probably nothing more than mere bumps)They are seen wearing Hollister head to toe, Abercrombie and Fitch, and sometimes Sidecca (which really sucks because i like that store) on myspace they post millions of bulletins with one word tiles like 'CASSIDY' and then the bulletin inside reads, 'LOL ILY2' or 'YEAH OMIGOD HE'S HAWT'. And whenever they comment you, they put hearts everywhere.
myspace comment box:

material girl: heyy bebe <33333333
norm: hi
material girl: im really sad :((((((((((((((
norm: oh that sucks.
material girl: i kno. omg. lolz
norm: ...
material girl: kkz by babe ily
norm: -.-

i hate material girls.
by melanie IS a CRACKER November 04, 2007
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2.
an odd shaped biscuit with a soft fluffy filling usually associated with the 'Pillsberry Dough Boy'.
caring nutritionist- Dont eat that crescent! it will make you fat

pillsberry dough boy- STFU.
by melanie IS a CRACKER November 04, 2007
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