*knocking at door*
Chuck: Hey man I really need to take a shit in your toilet.
John: No way use your's! Sarah's coming
and I'm still trying to fuck her. You're not gonna ruin
my chances tonight.
Chuck: Can't, didn't have
enough money for the water
this month. Let me in or I'll do it right here, it's gonna
John: For christ's sake get a job you bum.
Chuck: What for? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.