1) possibly the ugliest actor on the current face of hollywood
who will soon attempt (and fail) to portray the most beautiful
character in the current literary craze, twilight
2) only got the part of said character because Gaspard Ulliel was too pretty/busy/good for the movie and probably would have realized this
himself half-way through and then
with eyes): did you see that robert pattinson guy who's supposed to be Edward?
(i.e. complete waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz!11! r0bErT pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii!!1! hE's sOo mY bF!!1!1!
: you're a tool.