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2 definitions by meempants

 
1.
A particulary difficult yet ultimately satisfying bowel movement.
That was a hell of a grump I just took.
by meempants September 06, 2002
 
2.
A snafu of epic proportions; the most completely fucked-up thing ever. A portmanteau of "conflagration" and "clusterfuck".
Throwing screaming babies into the pen full of rabid pit bulls seemed like a good idea at the time, but it ended up being a complete conflusterfuck.
by meempants September 25, 2003