40 definitions by meadow soprano

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is
Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing
by Meadow Soprano November 15, 2005
When someone claims to be all "zen", but their actions show they are full of shit.
Adam claims he has put things behind him, and that he is in a Zen place....but his contractions show it is just bullzen
by Meadow Soprano October 15, 2005
when someone fucks up everything they have with someone who's body (esp. the nether regions) they are obsessed with
J.D. had the best of both worlds for a while....but he chose to trip the light fantasstic- now he needs to live with his decision
by Meadow Soprano October 25, 2005
the light that indicates which way you are going to turn while driving....a lever to left of the steering wheel is raised or lowered to start the flashing of the light
Most drivers these days are not aware that their cars come equipped with turn signals, or they are just too "busy" to use them- they expect other drivers to be psychic and figure out what exactly they are doing- it is infuriating!!!!!
by Meadow Soprano December 06, 2005
short for contradictory actions
Dave swore he was over his ex-girlfriend, but the words he kept putting on UD about her were contractions- he was projecting again.
by Meadow Soprano October 14, 2005
Head Up Your Ass Syndrome....an affliction that most Americans seem to have lately.....
She was talking on her cell while driving, so she almost ran over a pedestrian, and then took up 2 parking spots.....she definitely has H.U.Y.A.S.
by Meadow Soprano December 05, 2005
when someone thinks they are owed something by life; they should get things just because they are who they are
I still can't get over the hissy fit she threw over having to drive herself to the party- what a sense of entitlement- her ego is hunormous
by Meadow Soprano October 18, 2005

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