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3 definitions by me no wait Jesus

 
1.
To extend only the middle finger as a gesture of hatred or anger.

Also known as the rude finger.
Why did you hit tim?

He gave me the one fingered salute.
by me no wait Jesus November 13, 2007
 
2.
Someone (usually you dont know them) who seems to follow you everywhere and always tries to talk to you. Often texts and leaves comments on your space.Always tries to strike up a conversation while you are talking to someone else
So why dont you like Jim?

Hes a talk stalker
by me no wait Jesus November 13, 2007
 
3.
T.P
T.P Stands for teachers pet. Somone who sucks up to teachers in any way possible.
John is always giving the teacher apples.

What a T.P
by me no wait Jesus November 13, 2007