769 definitions by me

someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.
man, what a jerkoff he is.
by me March 12, 2003
1. A donkey
2. My boss (or your boss)
My boss sucks and yours probably does too.
by Me September 29, 2003
mk
Shortened version of umkay, which is slang for okay.
im going clubbin' tonite.
mk, can i come?
by ME December 23, 2003
Something I like to stare at on a girl.
Meghan has some nice titties :)
by ME November 02, 2003
slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.
Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.
by me March 24, 2003
A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.
1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.
by me December 23, 2004
bulge a bulging of the crotch in males where the dick clearly shows from the result of an erection
Look, he has a large tent in his shorts!
by mE November 24, 2003

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