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2 definitions by mclayman

 
1.
A bisexual act that takes place under specific circumstances, often spur of the moment, usually with the female sex and often accompanied by activities such as dancing and consuming alcohol.
Dude, I gotta tell you that when that blonde chick at the club was drunk and was dancing with the brunette chick and making out it was totally unexpected. She must be Bi-situational.
by mclayman February 26, 2010
 
2.
A resident of Canada. A player of hockey, the keeper of the great beaver and closely guarded by the mountie, the Canadian is humble, quietly proud and refrains from forcing his/her values on the world with embarrassingly patriotic displays and is opposed to the use of force for personal gain. The Canadian is always courteous, polite and ready to lend a hand. They are a hardy people who endure extreme changes of season with ease. They are a healthy, rugged, outdoors-friendly bunch who prefer sitting around a campfire listening to Neil Young than attending a Hollywood party. Canadians are known to consume back-bacon as a primary source of energy, often with a quality Canadian beer. Aside from the lumber jacket, Canadians may be hard to identify as they are not bold or stand out in a crowd and must be talked to in order to identify them (éh).
A hockey champion.
I was north of the border when my car broke down and had it not been for the that Canadian I would have froze to death in the frozen Tundra.... I would be proud to be Canadian!!!
by mclayman March 01, 2010