A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.
I am 100% hella Mattsexual.
I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.
Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
the gayest, corniest person of them all...on a scale of 1-10, if a person is a 25, he's a Bodenheim
"I can't hang wit dat kid Steve no more, he's a major Bodenheim"
that consistently drunk or hungover guy at work
Damn, you can smell beer if you stand within 5 feet from Dave...he's a bourbonheimer.
A McDonald's Taco. A hamburger patty pinched like a taco, filled with fries and mac sauce. Amazing.
"I ordered a double hamburger and small fries with mac sauce on the side. Threw the bun away, used the fries to spread the mac sauce on the beef, piled fries on the beef and ate it like a meat/potato taco. I call it the McDiaz."
drunk ass motherfucker at work
C with all the fixings: Yo dat nigga Dave must have been getting crunk last night.
B: Ya, he's a bourbinheim.