The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person's vocalized objections to homosexuality.
Haggard's Law, Ted Haggard, Roy Ashburn, Priests from that Vatican Scandel
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