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43 definitions by maximus

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.
She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.
by Maximus August 06, 2003
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a good mulit-player map for the xbox game halo two.
we got our ass's handed to us on zanzibar
by maximus April 11, 2005
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A person who is overly cautious.
He didn't want to go out tonight even though it is just flurries. He's being a safety joe.
by maximus January 26, 2005
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One or two days after you shave your nutbag, it is the act of dragging your stubbly nutbag across some chics face.
I gave this chic such a bad Welcenbach that her face was still beat red a week later.
by Maximus October 29, 2004
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bumstuffing arse bandit aka the tightarse of toontown
by maximus October 30, 2003
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(adj.) To be most delicious

To be used only rarely, for only amazing food
Mmmm, this Chinese is yumyumtastic
by Maximus February 28, 2006
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A trilogy of movies that steadily get worse the further into the trilogy you.
"The Matrix" is way better than "The Matrix: Revolutions"
by Maximus April 10, 2004
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