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1 definition by maximum_procrasterbator

 
1.
talking to someone while non-consentually masturbating (usually over the phone)
Jennie calls Mike to conversate:

Mike: Hi Jennie! What's up?
Jennie: Oh, not much. Just conversating. *schlick schlick diddle diddle*
by maximum_procrasterbator January 18, 2012