5 definitions by maxer64

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A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible. This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.
Man, I would've won that game if it hadn't been for Madden physics!
by maxer64 February 28, 2007

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A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible.

This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.
My guy was wide open until someone from 20 feet away was able to somehow intercept it. Damn Madden physics!
by maxer64 March 02, 2007

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To be present in a group of friends or acquaintances, and suddenly disappear from said group, never to be seen again that night.
"Dude, I was talking to you last night, and then you completely disappeared."

"Ah, sorry man, I sketch off at the worst times. I'm going to the doctor next week to see if I have sketcholepsy"
by Maxer64 November 05, 2007

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A chronic disease in which the sufferer often will uncontrollably sketch off. A debilitating stigma follows the sufferer, and they often have trouble keeping friends and getting laid.
John, a long time sufferer of sketcholepsy, has been with a woman only twice. However, both experiences ended in violent sketch offs, in which he disappeared in less than 3 seconds.

His best guess as to what a female breast feels like is a bag of sand, thanks for his favorite movie - The 40 Year Old Virgin.
by Maxer64 November 05, 2007

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To call someone a sasspot is to acknowledge that they are being a difficult smart ass, and that you are inherently charmed by that quality.
Callan: What was going on their?

Max: Oh, not too much. That reminds me though, next time you're at the store can you pick up some grammar? I think you're out.

Callan: Sasspot.
by maxer64 September 24, 2008

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