264 definitions by max

239
A product used for penis enlargement.
I went to the store to buy Maximus so I could impress my girlfriend in the sack
by max March 29, 2004

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240
gfy
Gud For You, also known as Good For You.
Marry:I heard he Quit!!
John: Is it?? Gud For you!!
by max September 15, 2004

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241
Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by max August 09, 2004

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242
Act of a sexual nature in which you cut a hole in a woman's body cavity and have sex with it! see:Nightmare on Elm Street
I totally autopsied her and gave her a Nightmare on Elm Street!
by Max February 24, 2005

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243
An act that is remotely sexual in nature involving a man and an asian prostitute. The afformentioned man orders a prostitute, hits her in the face with a shovel, and proceeds to chop her into small cubes, which he then rubs all over his body while masterbating.
I gave that bitch a Nightmare on Elm Street!
by Max February 23, 2005

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244
Mrs Gellatley, a teacher who shows an uncanny resemblance to the Nintendo character
"mission complete, widja"
by max May 10, 2005

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245
Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in argument.
-You should quit now.
-I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
-Yeah, you will take your chances.
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I'm saying to you.
-Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
-Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
-All right...
-Touché.
by max June 23, 2004

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