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1.
(n)an incredible moment in one's life which elicits the most excellent sensation known to mankind.
Person A:Dude, I just got the largest life boner you could ever imagine!

Person B: What happened?

Person A: I WON THE LOTTERY!!!

Person B: Oh mylanta. You just gave me a life boner, too!
by mattrupp January 12, 2010