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4 definitions by matthew legg

 
1.
12 years or more of shit streamed bollox that is taught to you just because your brain can just about handle it. Teachers don't understand that children are human beings and instead like to enforce ridiculus rules just because they are in a room that is by a stupid law.. theirs. 6 hours of the day you are sent to this virtual prison. When you finally escape and have the freedom to do as you please you realise that those homework leg chains clamp you to your desk and unless you write about something you have already learned you will not get unlocked. Even if you abuse these chains you become then taken back to the prison for extra time for not writing out 5 times what you already know. Why do we have to do it? "To realise the opportunities in life and get a good job a live a normal life with an average job" you forgot with taxes and loans and crap still forcing us into social breakdown just because you decided to spend that little extra on yourself. Is it a shame to enjoy yourself? No it isn't. School seems to make people think it is
Teacher: I said stop talking!!

Student: (quiet muttering)

Teacher: I HEARD THAT! AN HOURS DETENTION!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?

Honest student: I had other homework to do and also i needed some time to chill out. You only gave us a day to do it.

Teacher: I GAVE YOU MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME! YOU WILL FINISH IT AND MORE AFTER SCHOOL!!
by Matthew Legg May 23, 2006
 
2.
Life is a question and death is the answer

life can also be named why
why? death.
everything in life revolves around the question why?

and why is it?
noone knows. To me; life is a complete utter mystery. Why do we live? i dont know at all
Life is a big game. You win or you lose.
by matthew legg May 29, 2004
 
3.
another version of habbo hotel but better its kinda sad in a way but its quite fun too but only if you dont treat it like your life
welcome to cokemusic
by matthew legg January 12, 2004
 
4.
habbo hotel is a place where everyone abides the rules and is all gay and all safe and whoever doesnt gets banned just cause they want ppl to do what they want and habbo staff really should get out more

p.s they are are all nice guys and puffs
never give your personal details out and always be safe
(how gay is that?)
by matthew legg January 12, 2004