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1377 definitions by matt

 
8.
One who slaps another person in the face with their nad sack.
I just teabagged your sister
by Matt May 28, 2004
 
9.
An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one's usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed (from action sports such as skateboarding, snowboarding, and extreme skiing).
I was a bit nervous being the first to hit the jump, but when you're with the film crew you get that Kodak courage.
by Matt November 22, 2004
 
10.
The worst STD ever. Causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.
"That stupid bitch got pregnant."

"My god..."
by Matt December 13, 2004
 
11.
Duh
Duh means "No shit sherlock" and/or "Thank you captain obvious"
Him: I'm 18
Me: DUH!
by Matt June 17, 2004
 
12.
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it:ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossilbe, but what the fuck else is new.
I gave her a fat pair of Arabian Goggles last night.
by Matt March 28, 2005
 
14.
Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.
Do philosophy, dipshit.
by Matt May 26, 2004