11 definitions by mastersam0

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FD
An abbreviation for "Fucking Dipshit" or "Fucking Douche" or "Fucking Dumbass" or...... etc. you can probably think of a ton more.

This is a word that usually describes a dumb jock at your school or workplace or one of those wiggas hanging around the skatepark.
random dumb jock: "lol i just watched Sex and the City wit my mom"
regular person 1: "yeah, you would watch that wit ur mom"
regular person 2: "yeah, youre such a FD"
by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

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A nine-millimeter pistol, a stereotypical gangster/mobster's gun.
"Yo, foo, those peeps comin wit black nines!"
"Yea, son, lets mob out of here"
by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

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The middle finger salute.
Flicking someone off.
etc.
Teacher: Did you just give that kid the 1 gun salute?
Student: No, wtf are you talking bout?
by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

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a stick person if you look at it sideways.
o-|--< stick person of DOOM
by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

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Used as an oath to convince someone that you will do something, not do something, say something, etc.

It's like a Pinky Swear except stronger.

Also called MF Swear.
"dude if you slap that girl's ass I'll pay you 5 bucks>"
"ok, Middle Finger Swear on it."
***slap***
"ha ha newb now you have to pay, we MF Swore on it"
"dammit"
by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

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This number spells "porn" while texting if you push the buttons enough times (those of you who text, try this and it is true.).

Also, disturbing fact: my school's last four digits are...yup, u guessed it: 7676.
No joke.

Also this is good for online chatting or forum posting while there is a PA (parent alert).
(online chatting)
ghettoboy55:dude i found a new 7676 site.
emogirlie90:you have to tell me.

(on a forum)
...also a great new 7676 is www.********.com, which is currently unavailable right now.....
by mastersam0 June 12, 2008

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To Middle Finger Swear on something.
Like a pinky swear except strongger.
"I'm going to buy you an iPod if you pay for half"
"fine, but MF swear on it first."
by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

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