Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually named Danneel, and fun-sized.
Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: My Smilf senses are tingling! *John then leeps into action*
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