a stupid gay ass mother fucking faggot. also known as a player, a monkey sucker, a cock stroker, and we have proven today that he is the lowest form of male on this planet, and many other planets. i will cherish the day he dies, and watch him burn in the firery depths of HELL.
sami&rachel: HEY JAKE FUCK YOU!! *stabs in the tiny heart*
jake: that didnt hurt, because i have no soul, feelings, or emotions. especially towards the girls i say that i love.
sami&rachel: you heartless son of a bitch. go to hell