When one appears to be intoxicated but in reality she has forgotten both her reading glasses and driving glasses and yet still tries to function during a social event in a public place.
"Mary was so "glassdrunk" at the event last night that she was forced to order "tonight's special" for dinner, couldn't recognize her boss from across the room and had to be driven home
the result of someone over 40 making so many attempts to type out a coherent text that they give up, dial the phone and relay the message verbally.
Dad called me during the party with a voicetext reminding me about Mother's Day
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