8 definitions by martinatty

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Adjective. A person who looks like, dresses like and acts like a "mafioso" is MAFIOSE.
Julio is looking mafiose today with that black suit, the black RayBans and that black Cadillac.
by martinatty August 02, 2009

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The urgent need to defecate while you would otherwise be sleeping. Conflicts with your usual daily bathroom schedule or regularity. Frequently caused by abberation in diet, brief illness or other anomaly.
I had Mexican food three days in a row and instead of reading in the bathroom at work I was up at 4:00a.m. with the night shits.
by martinatty January 31, 2010

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when you drive a hybrid automobile in a manner that it only runs on electricity and it is almost silent and it sneaks up on pedestrians and they are startled or surprised by its lack of gasoline engine noise.
I turned off of the freeway onto my street and I was golf carting all the way home. I used no gas. The engine never fired-up. Scared the shit out of my neighbors and their dog who were walking.
by martinatty October 01, 2008

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search your home with a search warrant
the policeman with the warrant said that he was here to toss your crib
by martinatty October 02, 2008

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PLAYDOBE. The use of Adobe Acrobat software to manage, manipulate and modify the images of your digital pornography collection. Has some similarities to Photoshop, Photo Editor, Mac Pictures, etc.
Hold on a minute while I open Playdobe Acrobat and retrieve the images that I saved of your wife’s face on the nude body of the current playmate of the month. I think that you will really like them.
by martinatty April 02, 2010

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A girlfriend or wife that constantly bitches. No matter what you (or anyone) says, she takes the oppositional and defiant perspective. EXAMPLES: You want a car ... she wants a truck. You say OK let's get a truck and she says F-you we are getting a car. You are wrong before you open your mouth. She is the reason that more men are not married. "Why did you wash your last load with bleach ... what if I want to start my laundry with colors ?" She returns vegetarian Egg McMuffin (no meat) to McDonald's if she thinks that it touched the Canadian bacon and they afterwards took it off. Tears up passport photos and runs from the post office screaming that the government did not make her look good. Burns food and blames the stove. Constant conflict even on nice days. Wakes up in the middle of the night to bitch about something. Probably mental defect. Probably a positive correlation to fetal alocohol syndrome. Untreatable. She kills everything around her with negativity. Wifebitchers frequent domestic violence court.
We were going to meet friends at a Mexic an restaurant but my WIFEBITCHER did not want to eat Mexican and had a fit.

My friends drank heavily and listened to the scathing verbal attack delivered by my 3 martini wifebitcher at dinner.
by martinatty February 28, 2010

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I-Gun. Highly complex, computerized, component system firearm consisting of a variety of combinations of interchangeable microprocessors, firing mechanisms, barrels and grips/stocks to facilitate a wide range of uses (ie: self-defense, target practice, law enforcement, criminal activity, hunting, etc.). Available in a variety of stylish colors. Over 36,000 software apps available online via shareware to aid in suitability for almost unlimited uses. Will not support windows “Firearm 7.0”
My Robert Blake software crashed so I just downloaded the Phil Spector app to my I-Gun and my girlfriend is coming over for dinner later.
by martinatty December 20, 2009

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