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2 definitions by martin gore's girlfriend

 
1.
rare breed of man. song writer, musician, crossdresser, s&m fan and supporter, singer, britishman with now good looking smile. he has curly fair hair, green eyes, and bronze skin. the word that comes to mind "pretty boy" once a free man now david gahan's slave. works long hours making music. the only nonvampire in depeche mode. in other words "poor baby"
DG: ok martin, heres your food and water for the week. now wheres my next song?
MLG: i'm sorry dave. i haven't been doing so well. i didn't finish it.
DG: oh martin, you know what happens when you don't complete things on time.
MLG: no i don't know.
DG: time for a whippin!
by martin gore's girlfriend August 04, 2005
 
2.
the lead singer from depeche mode. a man who isn't afraid to wear makeup or to shake his ass on stage in front of thousand of fans. once known as only lead singer now known as song writer. in the 90's he looked like a gothic jesus. he was also very hyped up on drugs too. now he is just a vampire like the rest of the band.
spanishsalsa88: jesus bit me!!!!
DepecheModeGirl5: thats not jesus. its only dave gahan. damn your lucky.
spanishsalsa88: why am i lucky?
DepecheModeGirl5: you are a choosen one now.
spanishsalsa88: oooooooooookay. lucky me i guess....
by martin gore's girlfriend August 04, 2005