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20 definitions by marko the great

1. bollocksed
From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing
"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"
by Marko the Great Aug 3, 2005 add a video
2. beetle-bonnet
A female bollock-bulge.

See also fanny-clam and monkey's-chin
"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"

"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"
by Marko The Great Sep 7, 2004 add a video
3. fanny-clam
A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin
"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."
by Marko The Great Aug 26, 2004 add a video
4. jazz mags
Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots
"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"
by Marko The Great Sep 7, 2004 add a video
5. fanny burger
Descriptive of the female genitalia when it is sandwiched between the legs and viewed sideways from the rear. A view often seen in jazz mags
"Phwooarr! Look at the fanny burger on that."
by Marko The Great Aug 26, 2004 add a video
6. bollocksing
v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up

The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.
"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"

or

"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"
by Marko the Great Aug 3, 2005 add a video
7. monkey's chin
The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam
"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."
by Marko The Great Aug 26, 2004 add a video
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