A drunken, effeminate gay male normally found in gay establishments/
bars, prone to shrieking like a Pterydactyl. Shrieks are often prefaced with a
nasally "So, So,..." followed by an ear piercing intake of air.
Bryce tried his hardest to avoid the shrieking faggodactyl at the bar the other night. Everywhere he went, the faggodactyl screamed above the noise level.
A drunken, effeminate gay male found in gay establishments/
bars, prone to chewing on cheap straws included in their cocktails. Will often chew on straw as they're cattily remarking on other patrons. The straw acts
as a defense mechanism to convey innocence or coyness. Straw can also be used to draw attention to one's mouth, emulating the act of fellatio.
Bryce caught wind that the strawchewer Barney was making fun of his shoes. He was wrong, however, as Barney chewed his straw out of lust for Bryce.