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2 definitions by margarita old

a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert
speaker #1: I beat up a noob who was very noobly and then I made them a noob cake!

speaker #2: wow this noob cake is really good!
by margarita old June 07, 2010
a person who is an extreme noob and will never be able to go back to normal
John is so noobalishious!
by margarita old June 21, 2010