1 definition by marcus mazurik

quagmire

sex crazed character on The Family Guy. He is awesome and says some really funny things.

Peter: "I need to find a way to make 50,000 dollars." Quagmire: "You could whore yourself off to 50 fat chicks for 1000 dollars...Fat chicks need love too, they just gotta pay for it."

by marcus mazurik September 30, 2005