When something is exceptionally remarkable, so much that it drives you to compare it to the the artist Theo Jansen. Theo Jansen created kinetic sculptures. Kinetic sculptures are creations of Jansen's that resemble large animals (rhino or elephant sized) which roam beaches and are powered by the wind. Jansen names his moving animal-like sculptures as if they were new species of living animals. This justifiably likens him to a creator of life, or god, and anything compared to him is effectively very cool.
1. i was at the club yesterday and, with respect to your outstanding dance moves, i was like, "your fucking jansen!"
2. this food is great, its fucking jansen.
3. kristina's booty moves faster that a fucking jansen sculpture. She's jansen!