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2 definitions by maparipijapan

 
1.
When something is exceptionally remarkable, so much that it drives you to compare it to the the artist Theo Jansen. Theo Jansen created kinetic sculptures. Kinetic sculptures are creations of Jansen's that resemble large animals (rhino or elephant sized) which roam beaches and are powered by the wind. Jansen names his moving animal-like sculptures as if they were new species of living animals. This justifiably likens him to a creator of life, or god, and anything compared to him is effectively very cool.
synonyms: awesome; cool; radical; remarkable; wicked; sick; etc.

antonyms: stupid; dumb; retarded

Uses:

1. i was at the club yesterday and, with respect to your outstanding dance moves, i was like, "your fucking jansen!"

2. this food is great, its fucking jansen.

3. kristina's booty moves faster that a fucking jansen sculpture. She's jansen!

etc
by maparipijapan October 22, 2010
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2.
bro
just like a guido from jersey shore
hey that guido looks like he spent three hours looking in the mirror this morning.

same as:

hey that bro looks like he spent three hours looking in the mirror this morning.
by maparipijapan February 02, 2011
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