1 definition by makey0urselfs1ck

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Something awful or distasteful either visually or mentally that causes a non-erect penis to retract inward like a frightened turtle.
Example 1. seeing that guy get hit in the balls with a rock gave me an anti boner. Example 2: watching the fat chilean mail woman bend over to pick up mail gave me an anti, bro
by makey0urselfs1ck May 06, 2012

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