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4 definitions by magellon

 
1.
the act of clearing one nostril by blowing out through it with great force while pinching the other nostril shut. this results in a massive evacualtion of anything that happens to be in the nostril.
specifically, the AUSTRALIAN snot rocket is performed after one has recieved an Australian Booger Blaster, and the resulting "rocket" is composed of both mucas and semen.

man 1: "last night i gave my wife an Australian Booger Blaster!"

man 2: "nice dude!"

man 1: "yeah, you'd think that, but then she blew an Australian Snot Rocket all over my chest."

man 2: "ew dude, you shoulda got the hell outta the way!"

man 1: "it's cool, i got the dog to lick it off."

man 2: "wow, there is something really wrong with you man."
by magellon February 16, 2009
 
2.
n. a person who is constantly making bad choices in life, especially romantically, and then blames these bad decisions on an absentee father. this person should, however, have learned from the mistakes he/she has made in the past, and should, by this point, take responsibility for how his/her life has turned out.
"man, that's the fifth boyfriend in a row that she's had that has abused her and cheated on her. she is such a rickshaw."
by magellon February 14, 2009
 
3.
adj. incredibly, unbelievably, and irreversibly lame. the lamest thing you could possibly imagine. squared. multiplied by 7,682.
man 1: "that party i went to last night was rickshaw! i was the only person who showed up, and Johner, the host, only had a warm six-pack of budlight."

man 2: "i told you that guy threw rickshaw parties."

man 1: "i didn't know what rickshaw meant!"

man 2: "you should so subscribe to urban dictionary."
by magellon February 14, 2009
 
4.
the act of ejaculating into your partner's nostril.

man 1: "man, that ho i was with last night said i couldn't cum in her mouth so at the last second i pulled out and gave her an Australian Booger Blaster."

man 2: "shit that's nasty. she's gonna be smellin your seed for a week!"
by magellon February 16, 2009