Frum (v., n.)
1. to attempt to fellate yourself (because no self-respecting man or woman would do it for you) and instead succeed at shoving your own head up your ass.
2. a hypocritical unfunny douchebag
From David Frum, a former Bush speechwriter, in his interview on the Rachel Maddow Show. Dr. Maddow responded with class and dignity even as David frummed himself royally.
Did you watch Rachel Maddow last night? That guest totally frummed that interview.