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Ria
A Ria is usually a ugly FAT slapper, who is constantly surfing the net for her next male victim to squash! she has sex with many men and pretends she does it for love to make herself feel less of a tramp, she can usually be found trawling dating sites and always has a webcam ready, after 5 minites of talking she will invite you round for a "good time" most men leave traumatised and never to be seen again, there is usually a queing system at her house too, men come and go on the hour every hour
"i met a girl called ria on the net, 5 minutes later we had got down to business and now i need therapy!"

"ewww look at that fat slag, she is such a Ria"
by mackeral man February 16, 2008

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