10 definitions by maXrUm

A gay penis which thinks for itself, but belongs to the body of a straight man.
Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"

Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."
by maXrUm December 16, 2004
Chubby, man/lesbian-loving pussy lips that closely resemble a donut... (large pointless hole included)
M.C. Skittles - "A yo j... I hear Japanese girls got mad tight pussies dawg."

maXrUm - "Damn son forget that shit!!!! chubbalovers are what u lookin for..."
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.

Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004

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