6 definitions by lvvrgrl

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When you sit on a chir so long your ass starts to hurt. All your friends laugh at you because of this.
Josh: "Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice today?"
Kyle: "I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!"
Josh: "hahaha! You fail at life!"
Kyle: "Um... remember how you got chairass last week?"
Josh: "*cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?"

Kyle: "Haha I think that you fail more than I do"

Josh: "My ass still hurts."
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* "Ow-mine too!"
by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009

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1. Some one who does not know how to do the simplest things on a computer, even if it's right there in front of them.

2. A computer that is really slow and crappy and never does what you want it to do... even if you're a computer expert.
1.

Goerge: Hey Jimmy, how do i turn it on?
Jimmy: The big button.
George: Uhh... What?!

Today, I tried to sign up for facebook. I filled out all the fields, but I couldn't find the sign-up button. I'm such a computard.

2.
Computer: There is a problem with the server. Application will close in 10 seconds.
Amanda: WTF?! Maybe I'll just reboot it.

Computer: *after being rebooted* Startup Failed. restart Computer Shut Down cancel

Today, I decided to use Patrick's computer. It took 10 minutes just to get in to the internet. Ugh. It's such a computard.
by lvvrgrl June 18, 2009

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When you go to reach for something from a chick and they move and you "accidentally" grab their boob. This also works with really fat guys.
Nathan: Hey Kim, can I see that picture you're holding?
Kim: Yeah, sure, you just have to reach in front of my REALLY BIG BOOBS to get it.
Nathan: Okay! (a little too enthusiastically) Whoops, I that was an "accidental" boobgrab.
kim: Well... it looks like you're gonna have to try again!

*Some Random Person: Crap, I just boobgrabbed Peter Griffin!*
by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009

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When you sit on a chair for so long your ass starts to hurt. All of your friends laugh at you because of this.
Josh: Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice last night?
Kyle: I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!
Josh: hahaha! You fail at life!
Kyle: Um... remember how you got chairass last week?
Josh: *cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?
Kyle: Haha I think that you fail more than I do

Josh: My ass still hurts.
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* Ow-mine too!
by lvvrgrl June 14, 2009

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Means the same as emo. Usually used by moms.
Mom: Wow hon, you sure look nemo today.
Cass: Nemo?
Mom: You know nemotional people who cut and wear dark clothes?
Cass: Don't you mean emo?
Mom: No! Nemo.
by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009

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When a woman sits in a garbage bin masturbating with a fish, knitting a sweater, while giving a guy a blowjob and listening to Mozart all at the same time. This is usually done when 2 people are really bored and need to spice up their life. Or if they just like knitting, blowjobs, fish and Mozart!
"Hey Kerri! I saw you taking out the trash today!"

"Hey Sexy? You wanna take out the trash?"

"Mommy, why are you always happy when you talk about taking out the trash?"
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