20 definitions by lunicus
by lunicus November 28, 2010
Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!
You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.
You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.
by lunicus December 12, 2006
You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.
There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!
I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!
I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
by lunicus November 5, 2013
For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
by lunicus December 4, 2011
Person who thinks stringing together a few words and making a gay ass acronym or loser with no friends who submits someones name counts as a valid submission
Editing the submissions is not as fun as it used to be as too mant idiots are putting stupid acronyms or names of people they either love, hate, know, idolize ,etc,etc....FUCK OFF TROLL!!!
Why don't all you Urban Dictionary Underachievers (UDU's) go start a website called wefuckinlosers.com and troll your gay ass heads off....shiteaters!!
Why don't all you Urban Dictionary Underachievers (UDU's) go start a website called wefuckinlosers.com and troll your gay ass heads off....shiteaters!!
by lunicus April 15, 2012
The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!
My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
by lunicus December 4, 2011