1 definition by lulzra roflnig

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a fat person who wants to be a whore
person 1: dude, i got with hailey last night

person 2: sorry to break it to you man, but she's a sperm whale

person 1: *starts crying* i thought she felt heavy!
by lulzra roflnig October 31, 2011

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