2 definitions by lukeekul

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jiz
A Gunky white fluid ,also known as cum , that females for some reason like to indulge in and feast upon, Normaly believed to cure wrinkling when in contact with the face, also believed to increase breast size, and have weightloss abilities
1.'Hey theres that chick, i gave a mouth full of "JIZ"'
2.COSMO; "If you want a larger breast size, eat more "JIZ"
3.We all "JIZ'ed" in her eyes and hair.
by lukeekul May 03, 2006

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1.A great sign of appreciation from a male,the action of ejaculating on a females forehead several times before jiz entering the eyes and causing brief blindness for 2 to 3 minutes.
Normaly left to crust and go hard in the wrinkles, untill left to fall out making jiz sticks.

2.cum or semen usualy in a cup or mug, for a guy named ed.
1. hey ur sister let me gave her a "jizfored"
2.heres sum "jizfored" (jizz for ed)
by lukeekul May 04, 2006

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