The super family pack of STDs given as a present during the holiday season.
dude to crowd: come join me for chrismahanukwanzakah by spreading herpasyphiliticghoneritis cheer.
dude 1: Jane gave me herpasyphiliticghoneritis while celebrating Festivus!
dude 2: Ouch... I gave that to her last year. It's the gift that keeps on giving!