3 definitions by lucyloo1979

Top Definition
When someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding.

How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.
How on earth did they get that job? They’re totally incompetent!?

They won it in the raffle at Christmas.

Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!
by lucyloo1979 September 28, 2009
The act of purposely leaving off your id details, or tag, on a piece of work that identifies it as one of yours. Usually used when a client specifically asks for something that you have strongly advised against, but they insist.
1: Didn't you make this?
2: Yeah.
1: How come your company name isn't on it?
2: I don’t want to be associated with that train wreck so I invisi-taged it. Let us never speak of this again.
by lucyloo1979 March 24, 2013
Sporkmouth. Being born with a white plastic spork in your mouth, the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth
Guy 1: I say Tarquin, take that silver spoon out of your mouth for a minute and look at those ruffians over there.

Guy 2: Gosh Wills, sporkmouths! Let's get out of here before they see us.

Guy 1: Yes, make haste!
by lucyloo1979 November 03, 2012
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