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37 definitions by lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds

 
22.
an expression similar to not touching a person of the opposite sex 'with a 10ft barge pole'
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.
Drunk man: Hey man, that chick looks hot, go chat her up
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick
 
23.
Emoticons for arses.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass
 
24.
those strange people that put more than one definition for a word.
usually their own word which nobody else has looked at and there are about 4 definitions of it all from the same person.
these people either must be very sad, get extrememly bored, or have a terrible short-term memory problem.
(insert word here)
this is a word i made up, its an exclamation

(insert word) iv just burnt my hand

Source: person


(insert word here)
this can also be used to compliment someone

aww johns such a (insert word)

Source: person
 
25.
As an update; Happy Black is now also a song by my cousin Tom, a song by my friend's band Calcia, and a character on WoW =)
Happy Black Fever! =D *dances*
 
26.
Doodle happy is to be doodling and get carried away.
Oh, who got doodle happy over here, look at the wall!
 
27.
a word used to describe disgust or distaste.
the only way to type that sort of drawback reation.
can be used on msn and in normal face to face conversation.
someone: haha you're having an affair with him

someone else: NOOOO no no i'm not! Errr not him anyway... *yeeshk*
 
28.
Or 'brwu'
Internet slang meaning 'be right with you'
commonly used in chatrooms and instant messengers such as msn.
someone says: Why are you replying so slow?

someone else says: I'm playing a game, brwy

someone says: okey dokey