What your friends will say you were doing after you were caught with a girl that you didn't want them to find out about. (Caught riding a moped)
I figured I didn't know anybody way out here, I can take this 15 year-old girl here, do what I want to her and keep it a secret.
"hey isn't that Lucky with that girl who looks like she's 12"
"nah Bro, she looks 10 maybe 10 1/2, tops!!"
"Man, that poor bastard is really SLUMMIN, I can't wait to make fun of him at work tomorrow"!!
"Fuck, they caught me slummin"
"Hey Lucky, nice moped"