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synonym: babies/children
I will have to pick up the kobies from school today.

Did you feed the koby?
by lpaper February 08, 2010

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1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.

2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.

2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
by lpaper June 12, 2010

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