6 definitions by lovescalifornia

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A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.
I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!
by lovescalifornia November 04, 2009

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A dude who wears way-overpriced lounge or sports clothes (rip-aways) or Hugo Boss, but works as a janitor, is from another country and is dark in complexion, who looks greasy and who is always trying to look cool (thinly-masked insecurity). An underling who struggles to adjust to the culture he is in. Sometimes, a young Hispanic or Albanian male, who usually brags about his organized-crime-family connections, his sexual conquests, and his car with repetition to the annoyance of the listener, typically in a fake-italian accent, trying to present himself as a 'Godfather' type.
Typically dates chache girls, whose tits and ass drape over her too-small clothes and beg for you to peer, and has lots of fake hair, nails; not a natural beauty; a cheap tart.

From "Happy Days", the characters Joni and Chache.
That guy is such a chache! Did you see the way he was starring at that girl's butt, cat-calling and making annoying whistling sounds and pig-dog grunts? Look at his black & white loungewear, what a fucking chache!

That chache is masturbating his car again.
by lovescalifornia July 16, 2009

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A man who is characterized by sociopathic or psychopathic behavior.
A man who uses an abnormal advantage, ie. no conscience, to get ahead while others are impaired or restricted in some way.
He lies and cheats often, enjoys destroying people, and has no conscience because he is a sick bitch.

Person 1: He broke-up with one girl, and the ten days later there was a brand new girl, who looks just like her, in her place.

Person 2: Unbelievable!

Person 1: No, he's a sick bitch!

Person 1: One day, all of a sudden, he kicked his business partner to the curb, and skanked all his money; later he laughed evilly when he heard that the former business partner had a nervous breakdown and lost his mortgage.
Person 2: Unbelievable! How could a normal person do that?
Person 1: He's not a normal person; he's a sick bitch.
by lovescalifornia July 16, 2009

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Noun describing one who gains an extreme success utilizing an improper advantage, or an adjective describing the act of doing so.
In the basketball game, the player leapt so high that his knee pushed down on the opponent's shoulder: boosting him up to slum the dunk: that player is a sick bitch, and his move was a sick bitch, heaven-sent!
by lovescalifornia July 22, 2009

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Verb: to crash or break something with a noise, crash, gurgling or mechanical sound, or thud. To wreck or junk something, perhaps an old automobile called a 'clunker'. To hit someone or something, producing a thud sound.
STP kunked-out my engine.
That boy tried to grab my pepper-grinder, so I kunked him over the head with it.
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adjective describing inferior quality, something that lets you down yet makes you laugh because at least you're not that bad

Something that costs one quarter the price, but takes four times as long (or four times the number of people) to do; Paid by the hour, not paid by the task; not motivated by extra pay for completion of tasks, working slower to get more money by working longer (hourly wage earner). Communist: someone who thinks the State should provide for all.

Pseudo-American, Pseudo-Aztec, Pseudo-Spanish

Fools who undercut their own professions just to exist in a certain place, who live hand-to-mouth just to see tomorrow there, and who have way-to-many kids because they are Catholic (even though French-Canadians are Catholic, and they have a method of family planning which doesn't contradict their religious values and allows them to space their pregnancies and preplan their family size.)

People whose main concern is the banal aspects of life: food, drink, sex, and whom do not visit the library and read or try to get ahead in the white-man's world, illiterate and somehow smug about it, thinking perhaps whites are all ruthless, and mexicans are all care-bears
This is just mexican pizza because it is just a tortilla with ketchup and cut-up hot-dog wieners on it.

Don't buy the mexican weed, because even though it's cheaper to buy a bigger amount, it won't get you as high because it's of poorer quality.

Mexican oregano is not the same as regular oregano.

This new mexican economy car is made of clay; just don't drive it in the rain and you'll be fine.

Mexicans think their girls are 'ready' at age 14 (just like white people thought a hundred years ago) so that mexican Grandmother is forty years-old.
by lovescalifornia July 16, 2009

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