a place where people
who do not know what real fast food is go. it is usually crowded
and slow. people also
are often rather
lazy and choose to wait 30 minutes in a drive thru to avoid getting out of their car...usually a suburban or a crappy teenager first car...you then
feel very sorry for the workers if it is a hot day because they have to take orders outside. also
the food isn't that great, and if you try to say that, a zillion stupid second hand
opinion holding people
will tell you how stupid you are and criticize you for eating
in n out lover: "in n out is sooooo good! i llloooovvveee
there burgers. they are fresh and so are their amazing fries!!!"
me: "no thank you. if i want
a burger and fries i'll have them
covered in lard and salt like
the Lord intended."
in n out lover: "but that is so unhealthy
! i am also atheist because it is trendy so i can't accept your statement."
me: "if you really want
to be healthy then
why don't you eat some salad instead of eating 5 slabs
of meat and 10 slabs
of cheese laughably called a quinceyquincey or a 5x5 or whatever cutsie name
you can think of and fries and a milkshake?"
in n out lover: "omg...oh wait i'm atheist now...or was i agnostic...well whatever, you are so ignorant you unhealthy mcdonalds
eating bastard! didn't you see that movie or read that book? fast food is bad for you! i love
too! he is soooo smart and aware like
me: ::takes amazingly heavenly orgasmic bite of a quarter pounder from mcdonalds
:: "i rest my case..."