1.An extremely idotic open person who dedicated their life to humiliate themselves to see who would vote for them.
2.A Squirrel with a cape flying through the air trying to save the planet's nuts from going into extinction.
With a green cape tied around his neck with jeans and a yellow t-shirt, the Super Squirrel shouted these word while jumping onto a cafateria table "SUPER SQUIRREL FOR PRESIDENT!!! VOTE FOR ME!!!"
"Look mommy Super Squirrel saved daddy's nuts from your vicegrip"