-a guy who doesn't have any balls to be in a real relationship
-really good at flirting and being a smart-ass
-will treat you like your the most amazing female on earth, and then will dump you
-will want to make out with you whenever possible
-a stuck-up son-of-a-bitch
-won't introduce you to his parents
-will want to keep your "relationship" a secret, for some stupid, made-up reason
-will call you pet names, such as 'gorgeous' or 'baby'.
player: "my parents don't want me to have a girlfriend right now, so let's just keep it a secret."