A place where people's car payments usually equal more then their house payment, ghettoness is seen as respectable, all the houses look EXACTLY the same, the mall is scary, there are 20 billion places to eat but every one of them is always packed because there's nothing better to do, and the locals feed off enlisted Army members and their families like parasites.
"So I was in Killeen yesterday, and I couldn't get over how ghetto it was"
A car only the truly ghetto aspire to drive.
"Someone needs to tell that guy in the Chrysler 300 that it's not a real Bentley"
Dolls that teach young girls how to dress and act like sluts.
"I bought my daughter a Bratz doll, and now she wants to be a stripper!"
An insurance policy for bad people who are scared of hell.
Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"
Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."
Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."
Something people eat to look cool.
"I ate some Sushi, then I went to Starbucks. I am so enlightened and way cool. Hey, let's go watch An Inconvenient Truth! Al Gore is the BEST!"
People who hate officers because they couldn't go to college.
"I really hate officers. They have no right leading me. I'm enlisted, I work for a living! Even if they went to college and have been trained on how to lead us and there's probably a reason why the Army chooses to let such people be in charge... I'm still going to hate them because I'm mad I couldn't do that."
85% of the time it can be described as... what the lazy rely on, feeling it's 'owed' to them just for being human. Because they do nothing, but still feel that they are great regardless and that they deserve this simply for being a human being.
"I'm a Liberal, because I don't want my welfare to go away. I deserve it, even though I've never done anything for anyone else, and never will... but gimme, gimme, gimme!"